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• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Villain [[Richter]]: That little old lady is in charge of all those aliens? Richter: What's her super-power? Mind control? Invulnerability? 15-inch claws? VIMA agent: We can't afford "supers." She's just a retired publich-school teacher. Teacher: A Banukian nerve-gas gun? Did you bring enough for everybody, Z'uk Z'uk? Richter: Seems awfully unfair. [[From inside classroom]] Let's find out Fsshhh! Argghh! Please! Somebody stop her! Agent: They're villains. They're used to unfair.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com./archive/20051230.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: [[On phone.]] Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call? Voice on phone: Do you have any job openings for mad doctors? Lightning Lady: Absolutely! We employ the best of the mentally-unbalanced medical community! May I ask about your qualifications? Voice on phone: Malpractice insurance and dealing with HMOs have driven me completely out of my mind. Lightning Lady: Ok. So you're qualified for ONE HALF of the job description... What about the "crazy" part?
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com./archive/20051231.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Evil Inc's boardroom]] Evil Atom: So what happens in two years, gentlemen? Evil Atom: After I lay off half the company, scare the remaining half into working twice as hard for fewer benefits and less pay... Evil Atom: What do you say to them when the company finally crumbles? Shareholder: Don't be ridiculous... Shareholder: I will have long-since sold my shares and moved on to the next company.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com./archive/20060324.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? Caller: I have a complaint about the Death-O-Matic XL-300. Lightning Lady: That's our most popular torture device! It projects images directly into the subject's brain -- making him or her think they're real. Lightning Lady: Is it not working correctly? Caller: It's just too... too horrible -- even for an arch-nemesis! Lightning Lady: Sir, you are aware that it's adjustable, right? You don't have to use the Clay Aiken setting right off the bat!
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com./archive/20060325.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: Look at this! Remember the giant robot my ex-boyfriend used against us? Lightning Lady: He charged it to my credit card! Keagan [[Lightning Lady's boyfriend]]: He STOLE your credit card? Lightning Lady: No. I gave it to him. Keagan: WHY?!! Lightning Lady: He had pockets.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050530.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: I'm going over to Evil Inc. and handle this mess. Keagan: Evil Inc.? Lightning Lady: Have you ever heard of Evil Atom? Keagan: Geez! He was the top villain when I was a kid! We did drills based on him! Lightning Lady: He founded Evil Inc. Keagan: You're going up against a nefarious crime syndicate full of cut-throats and thieves? Lightning Lady: No. They're a typical American company that operates under the laws of the land. Keagan: I think you'd have better luck with the crime syndicate.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050531.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Keagan: Evil inc. is a supervillain corperation?! Lightning Lady: They pay excellent dividends. Keagan: Th-they're publically traded?! Lightning Lady: I have their annual report... Keagan: They're involved in henious activities... dangerous merchancdise... their mission statement specifically mentions world domination... Lightning Lady: Oops... wrong one Keagan: You mean there's two corporations run by supervillains?!! Lightning Lady: No. Just one. Why?
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050601.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady [[to self]]: I've never actually been to Evil Inc. headquarters. Lightning Lady [[to self]]:Is this the right building? Lightning Lady [[to self]]:I'm pretty sure I wrote down the right address. Lightning Lady [[to self]]:I wish I could see some sort of sign.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050602.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  [[Lightning Lady is in a posh waiting room, sipping tea. A sign on the wall says "Credit Fraud."]] Secretary: Mr. Thwap will see you now. Mr. Thwap: We at Evil Inc. take credit fraud seriously. We handled $15 million in fraudulent transactions last year! Lightning Lady; So I'll have no problem getting this charge taken off my card? Mr. Thwap: Taken... off... oh my. [[Lightning Lady is now sitting on a wooden crate in a dingy room, surrounded by cobwebs and skeletons. The sign on the wall says "Credit Fraud Complaints."]] Man: You're next
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050603.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: Can't you do anything about the fraud on my credit card? Man behind desk: Lady, your boyfriend used your credit card, but you handed it to him. Lightning Lady: But... I didn't think he was going to use it to charge a fifteen-thousand-dollar robot! Man behind desk: Lady, I don't give two hoots about your charge. <<zap!>> Man behind desk: Hoot. Hoot. Hoot.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050604.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Evil Atom's personal secretary: Mr. Atom... a "Lightning Lady" to see you. Evil Atom [[on speaker]]: No unscheduled appointments. You know that. Evil Atom's personal secretary [[on speaker]]: Yes, but she insists. Evil Atom: <<sigh>> Lobby camera: Screen one. Evil Atom: Holy moley. What a tomato. Lightning Lady: I'm not leaveing untill I meet with Evil Atom, eye to eye. Evil Atom [[on speaker]]: Send her in. [[in sing-song tone]] Evil Atom's personal secretary: I'm sure you'll do your part.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050606.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Evil Atom's personal secretary: Mr. Atom's office is at the end of this hall. Lightning Lady: WOW! Evil Atom's personal secretary: We keep a number of trophies in here... like this news photo of Evil Atom besting The Avian Avenger. Lightning Lady: I heard about that! Evil Atom's personal secretary: This is from his battle with Justice Team. They had to use a Photon Bazooka to stop Mr. Atom. Lightning Lady: I was there! Lightning Lady: Wow! I never heard about THIS one! Did they use an aging formula? A weight-gain ray? Evil Atom's personal secretary: Shall I send her in, sir? Evil Atom: Do I have a choice?
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050607.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: Y-y-you're The Evil Atom?! Evil Atom: Yes. Why? Lightning Lady: B-b-but... you're... you're... Evil Atom: Careful... Lightning Lady: ...You're... density-advanced and chronologically-gifted. Evil Atom: Say! That's clever. We could use a mind like yours in our marketing department. Lightning Lady: Really? 'Cause I need a job! Evil Atom: Good. You're hired...Aaaaaand now you're fired...or should I say: "Employment deficient?"
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050608.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: Is there an opening for me in the marketing department? Evil Atom: Oh... there's an "opening"... <<ka-CHUNK>> Lightning Lady: Did you REALLY think I'd fall for the old "trapdoor" bit? Evil Atom: No. That's out marketing department. Lightning Lady: You keep your marketing department underground? <<AAARRRGGHH!>> Voices from below: The light! How it burns! Voices from below: It burns stronger longer! Voices from below: Stop showing off and get back to the crypt! Evil Atom: They insist.
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050609.html

• Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic

  Lightning Lady: ...But I really need a job... <<Bzzzzt>> Evil Atom: Excuse me. Evil Atom's personal secretary [[on speaker]]: Sir... I did as you asked and sent the dozen red roses, diamond bracelet, and lacy undwewear to your wife. I included the note that said, "From your love stallion." Evil Atom's personal secretary [[on speaker]]: ...and I sent the "Happy Anniversary" card, housecoat, and slippers to that address of your apartment in the city. Evil Atom: Well... I'm looking for a new secretary... Evil Atom's personal secretary [[on speaker]]: <<ARRRGGGHH!>>
  
  

  http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050610.html